Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise & Shelly Miscavige 2012

Okay, let’s face it, the only reason Katie Holmes married Tom Cruise was because she was knocked up.  She probably thought she could handle him, and Xenu and go through the cult motions etc. and overtime she probably couldn’t take the Scientology fanatic “Cruise Control” anymore.  Let me put it this way: if Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's couch was an 8 on the scale of scary, this is a 10. Watch Tom's indoctrination video to see what I'm saying. Sure he loves her, but there is something to be said about the mental stability about this idealistic self-proclaimed romantic guy. He sounds like a forceful bad salesman who has drunken the kool-aid alright. WTF.  I don't buy it, he was totally unconvincing on the couch and in this indoctrination video.  He didn't even do a good job at convincing himself.

His belief system must help his acting career. Tom is an actor in lots of great movies and lots of Science fiction movies. Ron L. Hubbard the Sci Fi writer who invented the international cult of Scientology believes Scientology's Galactic Overlord Xenu once headed the Galactic Federation, which was an organization of 76 planets that had already existed for 20,000,000 years. The planets were suffering a tremendous problem with overpopulation. 

Xenu's draconian solution to the matter was to gather large numbers of people, kill them, freeze their thetans (souls), and transport the frozen thetans to Earth, which they called Teegeeack. The thetans were left in the vicinity of volcanoes, which were, in turn, destroyed in a series of nuclear explosions.

The thetans who were captured and exploded on Earth are the origin of body thetans. Each human has his or her own thetan, which Scientologists purify through charging people hundreds of thousands of dollars in auditing processes until the practitioner reaches a state of Clear and their banks accounts are clear.  Scientology promotes and enslaves troubled and weak-minded men, women and families and convince them to work in sweat shops for over 12 hours a day and are not allowed to leave the locked down compounds they live in.   PARADISE.

Yea, it’s sounds as crazy as believing in some God that requires blood sacrifices, or that some crazy guy 2000 years ago claimed to be God and was murdered by the state, and there were crazy rumors that went around about him, so now people worship him.  So people eat his flesh and drink his blood in rituals like the old Druids did.  It’s all sick, weird and twisted.  ANYONE CAN CREATE A MYTH.  I digress.

How does one leave a control freak high member of Scientology?  Let’s ask David Miscavige, leader of The Church of Scientology and Tom Cruises best friend.  He was best man at Cruise's ill-fated marriage to Katie Holmes and once threw the star a huge birthday party.  But the numerous references to Miscavige left out one really sketchy detail: his wife, Shelly, hasn't been seen since 2006.  Shelly Miscavige had to either flee, hide her identity to get away from him or something happened to her, which is most likely.  

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE KATE!!!!  You are lucky you have the public to keep you safe and your dad is an attorney.  Hope he is filthy rich too.

Well, this is what the news is saying, which 98% of the time is not true.  If Tom Cruise has been that intimately involved with his partner David Miscavige, leader of The Church of Scientology, it would be a non-shocker, it is the more dark and nefarious goings on these power hungry freaks both are involved in that most likely has their wives both running for the hills. David Miscavige is a tiny version of Lex Luthor with a speech impediment.

There are a lot of good ones out there, but here is my favorite Tom Cruise Scientology Leaked Tape Parody!