Here is something cool:
December 26, 2012
December 7, 2012
Laura Magdalene Eisenhower at the Consciousness Beyond Chemtrails Conference 2012
WOW!!!!! MUST SEE!!!!
Published on Dec 5, 2012
To Get All 15 Presentations From The
Historic "Consciousness Beyond Chemtrails Conference" Visit The Main
Website (DVDs or Digital Downloads Available):http://www.ConsciousnessBeyondChemtrails.com/
December 3, 2012
The Clock of Giza
Here is a clear and interesting interpretation of the Giza pyramids I like... I think this makes the most sense of anything I have read so far. Check it out!
This presentation proves that the Giza pyramids in Egypt together with the Great Sphinx form a kind of clock (or calendar). This clock represents the third dimension of time. Plato referred to this third dimension of time as the 'Great Year'. It is also known as the Precession of the Equinoxes.
This video shows that the Giza pyramids were built about 8000 years before the arrival of the first Pharaoh in Ancient Egypt. If the interpretation of this clock is correct, than humanity will reenter the Period of Light in the year 2012 AD. Researcher Dr. Johan Oldenkamp combines in this video findings of other researchers with his own findings in order to solve this ancient mystery.
To learn more about Johan's work, go to http://www.Pateo.nl.
This presentation proves that the Giza pyramids in Egypt together with the Great Sphinx form a kind of clock (or calendar). This clock represents the third dimension of time. Plato referred to this third dimension of time as the 'Great Year'. It is also known as the Precession of the Equinoxes.
This video shows that the Giza pyramids were built about 8000 years before the arrival of the first Pharaoh in Ancient Egypt. If the interpretation of this clock is correct, than humanity will reenter the Period of Light in the year 2012 AD. Researcher Dr. Johan Oldenkamp combines in this video findings of other researchers with his own findings in order to solve this ancient mystery.
To learn more about Johan's work, go to http://www.Pateo.nl.
November 16, 2012
RIP Dougal Hayes aka Rich Hubbard
I just found out a close friend Dougal Hayes aka Rich Hubbard died of a Hemopericardium, a rupture of the blood sac in the heart due
to hypertension. He found by his son Nick on the couch on Tuesday.
They are having a gathering/memorial tomorrow at the Starry Plough in Berkeley, at 7:00pm.
They are having a gathering/memorial tomorrow at the Starry Plough in Berkeley, at 7:00pm.
Rest in peace sweetheart and musical comrade.
Here is a link to his latest musical creations.
November 6, 2012
October 16, 2012
Bill Hicks + George Carlin: The Big Electron
Two legendary comedians offer their perspectives on life, through song.
October 11, 2012
September 16, 2012
September 8, 2012
September 4, 2012
Be like water my friend.
Bruce Lee Remix...
A great musical tribute to the legendary martial artist Bruce Lee.
mp3: http://melodysheep.bandcamp.com/album/remixes-for-the-soul
A great musical tribute to the legendary martial artist Bruce Lee.
mp3: http://melodysheep.bandcamp.com/album/remixes-for-the-soul
August 28, 2012
:Behind the Green Mask ~ ROSA KOIRE: U.N. Agenda 21
MUST SEE!!!!!!!!!!
Video mirrored from the Redding Patriots' excellent channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/ReddingPatriots
Learn more from Rosa Koire and support her work at http://www.democratsagainstunagenda21.com
August 27, 2012
My Bucket List
Have a past life regression
Back cross my own roses
Design and build a remote artistic home with secret rooms
& wild gardens
Build a Dining Room table that Seats 30
Raise Chickens & Grow Potatoes
Convert my VW Bus into a Mobile Bar and run a part-time
Beverage catering Business
Anonymously Install Random Fun Art in Towns Around the
Country That Need To Lighten Up
Do an Ayahuasca Journey with a Real Shaman in Peru
Take each of my Niece, & Nephews a Fun Vacation without
their parents
Buy a Warehouse and convert into a Work/Live Loft
Artist/Musician Garden Home
Learn the Basics of Arc Welding
Recite an Erotic Poem on Stage
Write a great article that gets published in the newspaper
Learn How to Photograph Food
Create and sell costume accessories online
Learn how to cast resin molds
Design and build a full wall solar powered fountain for my
studio
Teach cooking classes
Design and wear a hat at the Kentucky Derby
Go to Times Square on New Year’s Eve
Design and build a master library for my books
Go paragliding off the cliff near my house
Have Good sex on a Train
Yodel in The Grand Canyon
Streak at a Giants Game
Have my own Server & Radio Show
Work 1:1 w/ a Good Clairvoyant Teacher and hone my intuitive
skills
Get a Private Tour of CERN and The Large Hadron Collider
Do the Mardi Gras, New Orleans
Write a Cook Book and get it published
Do a Silent Retreat for one Month
Film a silly video that goes viral world wide
Teach art classes
Learn to Hunt, Kill and Clean my own Fowl & Game
Rent a penthouse in New York and explore the city for a
month
Get a massage a day for a month
Spend another week at The Louvre, Paris, France
Ride the 10 largest roller coasters in the world
Build a canopy bed out of birch trees
Learn enough Italian to be able to understand opera
Live in a Stealth Van and tour the US and write about the
experience
Work as a Bartender in Kauai for a season
Take ALL the courses at the Monroe Institute - Master Out of
Body Travel
Visit all of the worlds Castles
Play at Jazzfest in New Orleans
Live on a Sailboat for the Summer & Explore
Spend a year doing black & white photography
Meditate inside a secret chamber inside the Great Pyramid in
Giza
Visit James Gilliland's Ranch and UFO Site See
Spend a day in an Isolation tank and write about my
experience
Personally Meet and Experience all of my favorite Jazz &
Blues Vocalists & performers
Drive an art car RV Around the World with a couple of fun
adventurous friends
Give a Thousand Dollars to a random Homeless Person
Restore a Karmann Ghia Convertible
Work as a Private Investigator Spy Assistant on a Special
project
Learn conversational Spanish
Do the Brazilian Carnival, Rio de Janerio
Take an Astrology Course
Scuba Dive
Live in an RV for one year and travel to all the best
concerts
Ghost Hunt with a team of ghost hunters and film it
Alter Billboards all around the country to say funny and
inspiring things
Learn to play the piano and write my own music
Buy my own great sound system
Record a great solo album
Get breast lift surgery
Buy a perfect set of teeth implants
Meet a fun financially stable outgoing guy to share our life
adventures with together
Buy a lot of land away from the suburbs and build a shipping
container art home/gardens
Experience weightlessness
Gig at the Great American Music Hall on a Friday night
Play Yoshi's in Oakland
Create RWS.COM's Store and sell fun original things
Graduate from a bartending School
Go to Chef School
Run a 20 mile marathon
Learn Martial Arts & Self Defense
Buy a Huge kiln/potters wheel and throw some stuff
August 22, 2012
August 8, 2012
The VW T5 Doubleback Camper!
Oh the Humanity! This is Brilliant!!!! Check it out!
I rebuilding my VW T2 Transporter.... oh the possibilities....
August 7, 2012
Genocide in Canada
Kevin Annett - The Crimes Against Humanity by Church and State - Red Ice Radio
UNREPENTANT: KEVIN ANNETT AND CANADA'S (NATIVE PEOPLES) GENOCIDE
Hidden No Longer: Genocide in Canada, Past and Present - by Kevin D. Annett, M.A., M.Div.Hidden No Longer: Genocide in Canada, Past and Present - by Kevin D. Annett, M.A., M.Div.
August 2, 2012
Ghosts that hate a clean kitchen...
How could this guy be a "mellowb1rd" when all this shit is going on in his house? He is gonna need to hire an exorcist maid. (He did a great job at faking a poltergeist in his place. GREAT JOB!)
This one is the most intense.....
July 28, 2012
Colorado Shooter = Father is SENIOR SCIENTIST w/ FICO -- to testify @ LIBOR
OMG! Here is something you WILL NOT SEE OR HERE FROM THE PUBLIC MEDIA!
James Holmes (the Colorado shooter) .. father is Robert Holmes who is set to
testify at the LIBOR banking scandal hearings....Also.. his father is a SENIOR
SCIENTIST at the famous "FICO" .. you know .. the people who
determine credit scores ! Here are the father’s
details: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/20/robert-holmes-james-holmes-father-ar...
First, here is what he looks like (seen arriving at the Denver airport after the shooting caught by paparazzi TMZ):
http://www.tmz.com/2012/07/20/james-holmes-father-robert-holmes-colorodo-shoo...
Here is more information on James Holmes father Robert:
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/robert-holmes/4/47b/24a
http://jamesholmeswiki.com/james-holmes-parents-robert
Here is the basic search .. https://www.google.com/search?q=robert+holmes+fico&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&...
Article that came to me via email to Dutchsinse that led me to look into this a bit deeper: thanks KarlaMmiller !
http://www.rogershermansociety.org/fivedoves/thammond011.htm
Read about the basic ICC LIBOR case against Barclays:
First, here is what he looks like (seen arriving at the Denver airport after the shooting caught by paparazzi TMZ):
http://www.tmz.com/2012/07/20/james-holmes-father-robert-holmes-colorodo-shoo...
Here is more information on James Holmes father Robert:
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/robert-holmes/4/47b/24a
http://jamesholmeswiki.com/james-holmes-parents-robert
Here is the basic search .. https://www.google.com/search?q=robert+holmes+fico&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&...
Article that came to me via email to Dutchsinse that led me to look into this a bit deeper: thanks KarlaMmiller !
http://www.rogershermansociety.org/fivedoves/thammond011.htm
Read about the basic ICC LIBOR case against Barclays:
July 26, 2012
The Phenomenauts "I'm With Neil"!
The Phenomenauts are one of my favorite local bands, not only because they kick ass, they are great musical performers and are totally fun, they are ART CAR ARTISTS TOO!
Oakland, California based sci-fi band The Phenomenauts recently released I’m With Neil, a song and music video that is a fabulous homage to astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson. According to Wired, the band was inspired to write the song after seeing Tyson appear on The Daily Show. The Phenomenauts have planned Operation:Handsome Tour, an upcoming tour that begins August 8, 2012 in Chico, California.
Oakland, California based sci-fi band The Phenomenauts recently released I’m With Neil, a song and music video that is a fabulous homage to astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson. According to Wired, the band was inspired to write the song after seeing Tyson appear on The Daily Show. The Phenomenauts have planned Operation:Handsome Tour, an upcoming tour that begins August 8, 2012 in Chico, California.
July 24, 2012
July 22, 2012
London Olympics Shocking Plans
Something fucked up is planned for the London Olympics, July 27th - August 12th. This interview by undercover journalist going by the pseudonym 'Lee Hazledean' has
blown the whistle on astounding revelations about how he infiltrated the
G4S -- the company responsible for security at the London Olympics --
and discovered shocking plans for the evacuation of London, 200,000
'casket linings' being on standby, along with botched security
procedures that leave the games wide open to attack.
Fearing for his
safety, he revealed his true name, Ben Fellows. Fellows has worked with
news agencies on hard-hitting subjects, but when he approached the
mainstream media with his bombshell story, they showed no interest.
He'll talk about his training experience with G4S, the private company
providing security for the Olympics and report on suspicious activities.
July 18, 2012
July 13, 2012
Fuck you Gotye, I wish I could hate you.
OMFG I love This!!!! I loved this haunting song when it came out, and then... it's so over played and remixed that I want to puke when I hear it. Yet, this short Directed by Vincent Pergola does exactly what I do....
Another great reason to move to Portland, OR...
I swear to DOG I could see myself living in Portland
Oregon. It is an amazingly beautiful,
fun, intelligent, silly, artistically open minded, frigging awesome place! It reminds me of how cool San Francisco and Berkeley
used to be. The
"Establishment" has killed the beauty of freedom in Berkeley. No more parades celebrating liberal arts,
open-minded speech and FREEDOM marches are a thing of the past. The Berkeley Police department even has a
"New Armored Personnel Vehicle" to protect the public from the
homeless hippies in People's Park and the antiques from the Free Speech
Movement. WTF! San Francisco is doing the like. It's a crying shame. Portland Oregon is greener, less expensive,
more lush and sexy. Come on, any city
that's motto is, "KEEP PORTLAND WEIRD", is a place I could live.
I rented a movie on NETFLIX last night called, "How to
die in Oregon", and here is the trailer.
I found the movie comforting and brilliant. We put our pets and farm animals down when
they are terminal and suffering, why don't we put ourselves down in the same
situations? It is the most humane thing to do.
I lost one of my closest friends to a fucked up horrible
case Lymphoma last year. He suffered horrific pain;
I mean fucking fucked up horrible excruciating pain that even the maximum doses
of Morphine would not even help with. Fortunately
for him, he died quickly. As in this
film, many do not. They are terminally
ill and suffering and should have the legal right to end their own lives with dignity
and mercy with the ability to say goodbye, close loose ends, listening to something wonderful playing, with their loved ones around them, at the time of their departure. If
I ever find myself in that kind of scenario, I would like to have the choice. I guess we all do, but wouldn't it be more humane to have it be legal? WTF California?
If you get a chance to rent this, I highly suggest watching it.
If you get a chance to rent this, I highly suggest watching it.
July 12, 2012
Solar Storm incoming + Severe weather and Earthquake update
This in from Dutchsinse, a large CME (coronal mass ejection).. earth directed.. will intersect
earth within 2-3 days from today (July 12, 2012).. this could cause
aurora to be produced further south than normal.. also could cause
communications disruption, power grid failure.. possible larger scale
earthquakes, and possibly intensify severe weather already forming.
Have a "power outage" plan read for the solar storm just in case.
Also.. be prepared for severe weather, and possible earthquake activity to increase over the next several days (into next week).
Have a "power outage" plan read for the solar storm just in case.
Also.. be prepared for severe weather, and possible earthquake activity to increase over the next several days (into next week).
July 11, 2012
Near death experiences worth watching!
I feel sad, happy and mostly like I've wasted my life watching these. I keep making side notes to myself for when I die and go through my life review. Wouldn't it be cool if we had a friggin clue why we were born and what we are doing here when we are born? Wouldn't it be even better that when we finally think we have a clue, we end up dying before we get a chance to make a difference or do the loving we were meant to be doing? I found the hell experience interesting too. It's like his fear was more effective then the loving acceptance the others felt in their experiences.
I am inspired and feel more clueless then ever. I never want to come back, EVER. I REALLY need a break from this life experience thing - and just say NO to reincarnation. Fuck that. I totally felt the anger and disappointment when they were told they have to go back to their bodies while they were on the other side. Then that one adorable workaholic guy gets Cancer when he comes back from his heart attack? He was so amazing, he thought he was lucky enough to stay and suffer with excruciating Cancer so he could write his Blog to help people. HOLY CRAP! That is just so thoughtful of him don't you think?
How much suffering must we endure? How grateful must we be for our suffering? How does our suffering help others? What do we gain from a life full of confusion, rejection and suffering? Is it all about self-less-ness? How we can help others and forget ourselves? What if we never had ourselves to begin with? I feel like we are in some sort of virtual reality game that is some huge test. You get no clues along the way, it hurts a lot and you hope you are doing your best at figuring out what is right and wrong and what seems to make the experience a happy one.
I hope that my life review won't be as pitiful and sad as I imagine it will be up to now. I wonder what it will feel like to know love, pure real unconditional love?
July 10, 2012
Don't get me wrong
I feel like I'm running out of things to believe in.
It's easy for me to see the beauty in people and life,
but I struggle to see it in myself
don't get me wrong
I'm as cute as hell
I just don't let people get close to me anymore.
Do you know that I have not felt physical loving touch
from another human being in years.
I mean like, no physical contact
don't get me wrong
I have loving amazing friends that adore me
and even hug me from time to time
I just won't let anyone in.
I do this with everyone
my family, my friends
I won't let anyone close to my heart.
I don't even grow things anymore.
I used to be an amazing gardener.
don't get me wrong
I am a creative high energy goofball of fun and action.
you just won't catch me with someone.
I don't know how or when this started
maybe too much death, loss and disillusion
loneliness turns into solitude overtime.
I stopped singing songs of longing and hope
don't get me wrong
I'm pretty good company even to myself
I crack myself up often
I think I'm turning into a house cat.
I don't know why I never thought I would live past the age of 40,
and I'm turning 50 this year?
these are bonus years from here on out
don't get me wrong
I am grateful for my life
and I'm certainly immature for my age
I have been lucky enough to have known
some pretty great love
I just wonder
how I will know
when it's time
to hold someone again?
July 9, 2012
The Dog Humpy Awards
This is pretty hilarious! The Humpy Awards celebrate a natural dog behavior: the leg humping. This
dog humping competition was judged on speed, style, stamina, mount and
dismount. 1st prize went to Miss Hope.
July 7, 2012
Getting Ready for the Fourth Dimensional Shift
I found these Drunvalo Melchizedek videos interesting:
Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
Episode 5
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http://www.drunvalo.net
http://www.spiritofmaat.com
http://www.facebook.com/onelotus
http://www.oneheartproductions.net
July 6, 2012
July 4, 2012
The Ultimate Fireworks Fail Compilation!
Happy Independence Day All! Don't let yourself get added to this video after tonight.....
July 3, 2012
Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise & Shelly Miscavige 2012
Okay, let’s face it, the only reason Katie Holmes married
Tom Cruise was because she was knocked up.
She probably thought she could handle him, and Xenu and go through the
cult motions etc. and overtime she probably couldn’t take the Scientology fanatic “Cruise Control” anymore. Let me put it this way: if Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's couch was an 8 on the scale of scary, this is a 10. Watch Tom's indoctrination video to see what I'm saying. Sure he loves her, but there is something to be said about the mental
stability about this idealistic self-proclaimed romantic guy. He sounds like a forceful bad salesman who has drunken the kool-aid alright. WTF. I don't buy it, he was totally unconvincing on the couch and in this indoctrination video. He didn't even do a good job at convincing himself.
His belief system must help his acting career. Tom is an actor in lots of great movies and lots of Science fiction
movies. Ron L. Hubbard the Sci Fi writer
who invented the international cult of Scientology believes Scientology's Galactic Overlord Xenu once headed
the Galactic Federation, which was an organization of 76 planets that had
already existed for 20,000,000 years. The planets were suffering a tremendous
problem with overpopulation.
Xenu's draconian solution to the matter was to gather
large numbers of people, kill them, freeze their thetans (souls), and transport
the frozen thetans to Earth, which they called Teegeeack. The thetans were left
in the vicinity of volcanoes, which were, in turn, destroyed in a series of
nuclear explosions.
The thetans who were captured and exploded on Earth are
the origin of body thetans. Each human has his or her own thetan, which
Scientologists purify through charging people hundreds of thousands of dollars in
auditing processes until the practitioner reaches a state of Clear and their
banks accounts are clear. Scientology
promotes and enslaves troubled and weak-minded men, women and families and convince them to work
in sweat shops for over 12 hours a day and are not allowed to leave the locked
down compounds they live in. PARADISE.
Yea, it’s sounds as crazy as believing in some God that
requires blood sacrifices, or that some crazy guy 2000 years ago claimed to be
God and was murdered by the state, and there were crazy rumors that went around
about him, so now people worship him. So
people eat his flesh and drink his blood in rituals like the old Druids
did. It’s all sick, weird and twisted. ANYONE CAN CREATE A MYTH. I digress.
How does one leave a control freak high member of
Scientology? Let’s
ask David Miscavige, leader of The Church of Scientology and Tom Cruises best
friend. He was best man at Cruise's ill-fated
marriage to Katie Holmes and once threw the star a huge birthday party. But the numerous references to Miscavige left
out one really sketchy detail: his wife, Shelly, hasn't been seen since 2006. Shelly Miscavige had to either flee, hide her
identity to get away from him or something happened to her, which is most likely.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE KATE!!!! You are lucky you have the public to keep you
safe and your dad is an attorney. Hope he is filthy rich too.
Well, this is what the news is saying, which 98% of the
time is not true. If Tom
Cruise has been that intimately involved with his partner David
Miscavige, leader of The Church of Scientology, it would be a non-shocker, it is the more
dark and nefarious goings on these power hungry freaks both are involved in that most likely has
their wives both running for the hills. David Miscavige is a tiny version of Lex Luthor with a speech impediment.
There are a lot of good ones out there, but here is my favorite Tom Cruise Scientology Leaked Tape Parody!
There are a lot of good ones out there, but here is my favorite Tom Cruise Scientology Leaked Tape Parody!
June 11, 2012
Goodbye California
Hello, Ashland, Portland, Vancouver and Seattle... Artcars from all over the country are on their way to scare your conservative folks.
Got Squirrels? Well you're getting MORE real soon.
Hover Car Concept from Volkswagen
First off, some people should not shave their heads... just sayin.
Volkswagen, which translates to "people's car" in English, challenged China residents to submit their ideas of what the car of the future should look like. The company sifted through more than 119,000 ideas submitted to the project website and compiled three concepts, including the Hover Car.
Volkswagen, which translates to "people's car" in English, challenged China residents to submit their ideas of what the car of the future should look like. The company sifted through more than 119,000 ideas submitted to the project website and compiled three concepts, including the Hover Car.
The Hover Car is a two-seater zero emissions vehicle that hovers above
ground and travels along electromagnetic road networks. It can detect
other vehicles on the road while navigating China's congested traffic
centers, and its small footprint makes it easy to park.
It is
farfetched, sure. But maybe not as much as you'd think. Automotive
designers around the world have pushed for electromagnetic highways. A group at Stanford University has been working on the design of a true electric highway. A true hover car may be far away, but maybe not that far.
June 8, 2012
Drunk Makeup Tutorial
She is totally right!!!!! It ain't easy to do. Jenna Marbles made me laugh again.... here's why:
June 7, 2012
Prisca Theologia (The Ancient Theology)
Here is a series of amazing teachings that will open your eyes to esoteric truths and wisdoms, made simple to understand. Santos Bonacci shares his wealth of knowledge here in these following videos.
Discover unanswered questions about this solar science and how the Macrocosm (the Heavens) affect it's counterpart on Earth, the Microcosm. Santos explains astrotheology (an explanation of the Holy Works) with the fractals of a simple Sine-Wave that affects the galaxies, Earth's seasons, human bodies and personalities-- and all of creation! Watch These!
Prisca Theologia (The Ancient Theology) Series 1/3, Astrology Part 1/2
Prisca Theologia (The Ancient Theology) Series 2/3, Astrotheology Part 2/2
Prisca Theologia (The Ancient Theology) Series 3/3, Occult Science Part 1/22
Roman Ecclesiastical Law and Sovereignty.
This is the most important lecture I have probably ever heard.
In
this first hour, we'll talk about Ecclesiastical law. Santos Bonacci
explains how over the past two thousand years the Roman cult/empire has
set up a system of ownership of all property and souls that exist on
this Earth through their Papal bulls and trusts. He'll talk about how
enslavement and ownership is their business. Then, he tells us about
historical myths and fictional characters that have created deception
among the masses. Later, we talk about the priesthood, which is
essential for this current system, symbology found in court, common law,
mind control and the pope.
June 6, 2012
June 5, 2012
GREAT Video about our local Geologist Jim Berkland!
See the full episode at http://video.pbs.org/video/995221474
Geologist Jim Berkland claims to have a formula that uses animal behavior to accurately forecast earthquakes.
Geologist Jim Berkland claims to have a formula that uses animal behavior to accurately forecast earthquakes.
May 31, 2012
May 29, 2012
1937 ~ Opening Day of the Golden Gate Bridge
Here is some of the original footage of the grand opening of the Golden Gate Bridge in 1937. Check these out!!!!
May 25, 2012
May 21, 2012
May 17, 2012
How to make your own talking booby trap
Having trouble with people fucking with your art car? Are they snooping for your top-secret stuff? Need help
getting some privacy? Here's a sneaky gizmo you can make to keep those
snoops away.
It's the Talking Booby Trap: record your personalized message or sound effect, then hide it in a strategic place. When it's disturbed, the intruders will hear your surprise warning message telling them to "Back off Squirrel Molester"
It's the Talking Booby Trap: record your personalized message or sound effect, then hide it in a strategic place. When it's disturbed, the intruders will hear your surprise warning message telling them to "Back off Squirrel Molester"
Complete instructions for this Weekend Projects can be found at: http://makeprojects.com/Project/Talking-Booby-Trap/1944/1
May 16, 2012
A Huge thing is parked next to the sun and staying there. . .
GIANT PLANET SIZED UFO IS STILL THERE BY THE SUN!! 16TH MAY 2012
May 15, 2012
My Skeeter Nightmare
I have a
death wish with extreme prejudice. I am
being tormented by a rogue ninja mosquito that has fed off of my scrumptious
innocent blood while I have been asleep for over 4 days. I have scoured my entire room, tore every square millimeter
apart looking for him, and no, no fucking skeeter.
After the
first night of big red itchy bumps, I decided to lure him by laying totally
naked on top of the bed with the lights on only me. I looked like a human flesh female skeeter all
you can eat buffet. I waited for the
little bastard to land on me and then I would ruin his little day for good, but
no – no skeeter. I awoke with 3 more huge bug bites.
The next day
I broke down and went to the drug store and bought bug repellent, after bite itch
eraser and one of those big Mosquito repellent candles. I was going to show this little fuckwad who was
boss.
I sprayed
the stinky smelly stuff over most of me and lit the candle. Apparently, they are not meant for indoors. Here I am covered in bug bites, smelling like
chemical waste and now my eyes are itchy a swollen from the vapors of death
meant only for the little shit mosquito I can’t get out of my bedroom. I woke up
this morning with 4 more huge bites –- ON MY ASS! The only place I didn’t spray very well. WTF! That
was it! Today I practically started
taking furniture apart and sprayed 40 gallons of RAID over the window sill,
walls, inside the lamps, the house, the street, the block and am close to buying a giant bug zapper to hang over
my bed.
I'll let you know how it goes tomorrow.
5/16/2012 ~ I woke up with 2 more bites this time - ON MY BOOB! OMFG! What gives!?! I am so going to kill this little shit when I get home tonight, there will be death. Tonight I will make a him DEET, IR 3535, Picaridin, Lemon Eucalyptus, Citronella cocktail he will never forget.
5/17/2012 ~ I awoke with no bites, first time since Saturday. Last night I tore off ALL of my bedding and washed everything. I even wore a long sort of night gown to bed, I hate sleeping in clothes. This morning, I took a flashlight and scoped the entire room for insect carcasses...and yes indeed, it looks like the poison got the little fucker. Dead Skeeter Yay!
How could one bug cause so much pain. I have over 8 itchy painful annoying big mosquito bites all over my body. And she said they don't have mosquitoes in Pacifica, CA.
A Brief History of John Baldessari
This s adorable! The epic life of a world-class artist, jammed into six minutes.
Narrated by Tom Waits.
Commissioned by LACMA for their first annual "Art + Film Gala" honoring John Baldessari and Clint Eastwood.
directed by Henry Joost & Ariel Schulman (http://gosupermarche.com/)
edited by Max Joseph (http://www.facebook.com/mjosephfilm)
written by Gabriel Nussbaum (http://www.bankstreetfilms.com)
cinematography by Magdalena Gorka (http://magdalenagorka.com/)
& Henry Joost produced by Mandy Yaeger & Erin Wright
Commissioned by LACMA for their first annual "Art + Film Gala" honoring John Baldessari and Clint Eastwood.
directed by Henry Joost & Ariel Schulman (http://gosupermarche.com/)
edited by Max Joseph (http://www.facebook.com/mjosephfilm)
written by Gabriel Nussbaum (http://www.bankstreetfilms.com)
cinematography by Magdalena Gorka (http://magdalenagorka.com/)
& Henry Joost produced by Mandy Yaeger & Erin Wright
Amazing "Ring of fire" Solar Eclipse this weekend!
Heads up those with welding masks I'd like to borrow. A "ring of fire" solar eclipse is coming to the USA this weekend. This solar eclipse visible in San Francisco – Sunday, May 20, 2012 Annular Solar eclipse, It's
the first annular eclipse visible from the contiguous United States in
almost 18 years. Details here!
May 13, 2012
May 12, 2012
May 11, 2012
May 10, 2012
Sqworld; Cats and Dogs
This is one of the best things I have seen with squirrels EVER! I want is some Nutcohol Dammit! The panel debates the merits of cats and dogs as animals, and Ish has a shocking confession at the end.
May 9, 2012
Snackalicious - George Benson
I'm working on my own version of Leon Russell's "This Masquerade"... I gotta confess Georgie makes me slide off my chair every time I hear this version....
Are we really happy here
Are we really happy here
With this lonely game we play
Looking for words to say
Searching but not finding
understanding anywhere
We're lost in a masquerade
Both afraid to say we're just to far away
Looking for words to say
Searching but not finding
understanding anywhere
We're lost in a masquerade
Both afraid to say we're just to far away
From being close together from the start
We tried to talk it over but the words got in the way
We're lost inside this lonely game we play
Thoughts of leaving disappear
Every time I see your eyes
No matter how hard I try
To understand the reasons
Why we carry on this way
We're lost in a masquerade.
We tried to talk it over but the words got in the way
We're lost inside this lonely game we play
Thoughts of leaving disappear
Every time I see your eyes
No matter how hard I try
To understand the reasons
Why we carry on this way
We're lost in a masquerade.
Dammit this is GOOOOOD!
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