April 23, 2012

The Church of the SubGenius

This commercial was filmed in 1991 by the same people who put out THE BOOK OF THE SUBGENIUS in 1982. (MTV paid for the ad.) Nightflight used to run 10-minute clips from the SubGenius film ARISE! (then in progress), although they renamed the segments "Love that "Bob." Rev. Paul Reubens used a Dobbshead in the first season of Pee Wee's Playhouse. The 1st SubGenius pamphlet was published in 1980. A short film, "Bob's" Lunch Hour was made in '77 by Philo Drummond and Ivan Stang. Starring/directed by Rev. Ivan Stang -- produced for MTV in 1991.


BUT WAIT!  THE END IS NEAR!!!!


This is THE SubGenius World Destruction Event and Annual Migration to our spawning grounds!  ARISE, MUTANTS! 

After 15 years of holding X-Day Drills at one place, last year we moved to a new venue, Wisteria. The old place changed; the new place is more like the old place used to be.

As always, our annual main SubGenius event is held in the middle of nowhere, is hard to get to without a car, and requires camping or else staying at a motel miles away. (Well, to be honest there's a Super 8, WalMart and Kroger about 15 minutes away.)

Hey, if SubGeniuses were Normals, X-Day Drills and such would be held in motel conference rooms. Like the gamers. Like the sci-fi fans and the comics fans. Like the Scientologists, Mary Kay sales people and the Grace Glory Baptists. Like the BOBBIES.

But we are SubGeniuses, and X-Day is not a convention. IT IS AN ADVENTURE.

It might be brutal at times. CORRECTION: it WILL be brutal at times.
But those times are exactly what make the CONTRAST. They make the heights ever so much HIGHER. And, sometimes, two SubGeniuses get stuck under a borrowed tarp in a rainstorm, and fall in love, and get married, and have kids, and get a divorce. BUT THEY STILL COME BACK TO X-DAY.

Sure. You might meet your True Yeti Mate or have your peak experience at a comics con in a motel. But it will not be an ADVENTURE. It will not be THE ETERNAL STRUGGLE OF MAN AGAINST NATURE, AGAINST THE VERY ELEMENTS, AGAINST, YES, GOD ITSELF!! JEHOVAH ONE! ARE WE TRULY BUT SPACE PUPPETS?!? NAY, "BOB" SAYS, NAY!!!

 X-DAY XV 
JULY 2 - 8, "2012,"
Wisteria Event Campground, 
about 20 minutes from Athens, Ohio
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 PRAISE BOB!

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