May 31, 2012
May 29, 2012
1937 ~ Opening Day of the Golden Gate Bridge
Here is some of the original footage of the grand opening of the Golden Gate Bridge in 1937. Check these out!!!!
May 25, 2012
May 21, 2012
May 17, 2012
How to make your own talking booby trap
Having trouble with people fucking with your art car? Are they snooping for your top-secret stuff? Need help
getting some privacy? Here's a sneaky gizmo you can make to keep those
snoops away.
It's the Talking Booby Trap: record your personalized message or sound effect, then hide it in a strategic place. When it's disturbed, the intruders will hear your surprise warning message telling them to "Back off Squirrel Molester"
It's the Talking Booby Trap: record your personalized message or sound effect, then hide it in a strategic place. When it's disturbed, the intruders will hear your surprise warning message telling them to "Back off Squirrel Molester"
Complete instructions for this Weekend Projects can be found at: http://makeprojects.com/Project/Talking-Booby-Trap/1944/1
May 16, 2012
A Huge thing is parked next to the sun and staying there. . .
GIANT PLANET SIZED UFO IS STILL THERE BY THE SUN!! 16TH MAY 2012
May 15, 2012
My Skeeter Nightmare
I have a
death wish with extreme prejudice. I am
being tormented by a rogue ninja mosquito that has fed off of my scrumptious
innocent blood while I have been asleep for over 4 days. I have scoured my entire room, tore every square millimeter
apart looking for him, and no, no fucking skeeter.
After the
first night of big red itchy bumps, I decided to lure him by laying totally
naked on top of the bed with the lights on only me. I looked like a human flesh female skeeter all
you can eat buffet. I waited for the
little bastard to land on me and then I would ruin his little day for good, but
no – no skeeter. I awoke with 3 more huge bug bites.
The next day
I broke down and went to the drug store and bought bug repellent, after bite itch
eraser and one of those big Mosquito repellent candles. I was going to show this little fuckwad who was
boss.
I sprayed
the stinky smelly stuff over most of me and lit the candle. Apparently, they are not meant for indoors. Here I am covered in bug bites, smelling like
chemical waste and now my eyes are itchy a swollen from the vapors of death
meant only for the little shit mosquito I can’t get out of my bedroom. I woke up
this morning with 4 more huge bites –- ON MY ASS! The only place I didn’t spray very well. WTF! That
was it! Today I practically started
taking furniture apart and sprayed 40 gallons of RAID over the window sill,
walls, inside the lamps, the house, the street, the block and am close to buying a giant bug zapper to hang over
my bed.
I'll let you know how it goes tomorrow.
5/16/2012 ~ I woke up with 2 more bites this time - ON MY BOOB! OMFG! What gives!?! I am so going to kill this little shit when I get home tonight, there will be death. Tonight I will make a him DEET, IR 3535, Picaridin, Lemon Eucalyptus, Citronella cocktail he will never forget.
5/17/2012 ~ I awoke with no bites, first time since Saturday. Last night I tore off ALL of my bedding and washed everything. I even wore a long sort of night gown to bed, I hate sleeping in clothes. This morning, I took a flashlight and scoped the entire room for insect carcasses...and yes indeed, it looks like the poison got the little fucker. Dead Skeeter Yay!
How could one bug cause so much pain. I have over 8 itchy painful annoying big mosquito bites all over my body. And she said they don't have mosquitoes in Pacifica, CA.
A Brief History of John Baldessari
This s adorable! The epic life of a world-class artist, jammed into six minutes.
Narrated by Tom Waits.
Commissioned by LACMA for their first annual "Art + Film Gala" honoring John Baldessari and Clint Eastwood.
directed by Henry Joost & Ariel Schulman (http://gosupermarche.com/)
edited by Max Joseph (http://www.facebook.com/mjosephfilm)
written by Gabriel Nussbaum (http://www.bankstreetfilms.com)
cinematography by Magdalena Gorka (http://magdalenagorka.com/)
& Henry Joost produced by Mandy Yaeger & Erin Wright
Commissioned by LACMA for their first annual "Art + Film Gala" honoring John Baldessari and Clint Eastwood.
directed by Henry Joost & Ariel Schulman (http://gosupermarche.com/)
edited by Max Joseph (http://www.facebook.com/mjosephfilm)
written by Gabriel Nussbaum (http://www.bankstreetfilms.com)
cinematography by Magdalena Gorka (http://magdalenagorka.com/)
& Henry Joost produced by Mandy Yaeger & Erin Wright
Amazing "Ring of fire" Solar Eclipse this weekend!
Heads up those with welding masks I'd like to borrow. A "ring of fire" solar eclipse is coming to the USA this weekend. This solar eclipse visible in San Francisco – Sunday, May 20, 2012 Annular Solar eclipse, It's
the first annular eclipse visible from the contiguous United States in
almost 18 years. Details here!
May 13, 2012
May 12, 2012
May 11, 2012
May 10, 2012
Sqworld; Cats and Dogs
This is one of the best things I have seen with squirrels EVER! I want is some Nutcohol Dammit! The panel debates the merits of cats and dogs as animals, and Ish has a shocking confession at the end.
May 9, 2012
Snackalicious - George Benson
I'm working on my own version of Leon Russell's "This Masquerade"... I gotta confess Georgie makes me slide off my chair every time I hear this version....
Are we really happy here
Are we really happy here
With this lonely game we play
Looking for words to say
Searching but not finding
understanding anywhere
We're lost in a masquerade
Both afraid to say we're just to far away
Looking for words to say
Searching but not finding
understanding anywhere
We're lost in a masquerade
Both afraid to say we're just to far away
From being close together from the start
We tried to talk it over but the words got in the way
We're lost inside this lonely game we play
Thoughts of leaving disappear
Every time I see your eyes
No matter how hard I try
To understand the reasons
Why we carry on this way
We're lost in a masquerade.
We tried to talk it over but the words got in the way
We're lost inside this lonely game we play
Thoughts of leaving disappear
Every time I see your eyes
No matter how hard I try
To understand the reasons
Why we carry on this way
We're lost in a masquerade.
Dammit this is GOOOOOD!
May 8, 2012
Garage Door Murphy Bed- Tiny Yellow House
Deek is such a cutiepie. I love this guy! In this episode, he takes us into a 68 square foot guest house, and shows us a Murphy
bed made with parts taken from a garage door. Oh, and of course, plenty
of heavy metal riffs.
The problem with America and Britain
This about sums it up my friends! Here is a great scene from 1963's blockbuster comedy, "It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World,"
written by William and Tania Rose, in which Milton Berle and
Terry-Thomas discuss England, America and bosoms.
May 7, 2012
The Black-Eyed Children
This is downright creepy. What the hell is their obsession with getting inside people homes? Sounds like little black eyed vampires. . .
Frightening reality or urban myth? Who are the sinister black-eyed
children that are being reported worldwide? They are knocking on doors,
rapping on windows, asking to come in. They seem to need an invitation,
but why? David Weatherly describes his research into the phenomenon as
Whitley Strieber asks, 'can this be real?' EXCEPT, Whitley has reason to
believe that it may be. It turns out that he has seen such a child...
David Weatherly has been investigating paranormal subjects for over 35 years, investigating cases around the country and abroad. He has written on a diverse range of topics including cryptozoology, UFOs and hauntings. David writes for Intrepid Magazine and his blog can be found at Two-Crows Paranormal. Listen to the story here:
David Weatherly has been investigating paranormal subjects for over 35 years, investigating cases around the country and abroad. He has written on a diverse range of topics including cryptozoology, UFOs and hauntings. David writes for Intrepid Magazine and his blog can be found at Two-Crows Paranormal. Listen to the story here:
May 3, 2012
May 2, 2012
Celebrate Cinco De Mayo in The Mission!!!!!!
After a nice calorie-burning dance fitness-party, I like to cool down doing shots of Patron Silver Tequila and eat great Mexican grub in the park and roll around in the grass with beautiful she-male hookers in colorful Aztec loin cloths. GOOD TIMES!!!!
San Francisco Cinco De Mayo Festival 2012 | Dolores Park
Saturday, May 5, 2012 - 10:00 am to 6:00 pm | Cost: FREE*
Dolores Park | 18th Street and Dolores Street, San Francisco, CA
Dolores Park | 18th Street and Dolores Street, San Francisco, CA
Bring your picnic basket and enjoy this annual all day family-friendly celebration
with live Mariachi & salsa music, cultural performances and Aztec
dances, free health services, a kids culture camp and more.
8th Annual Cinco de Mayo Festival
Saturday May 5, 2012 – 10am to 6pm
Dolores Park, San Francisco
FREE
2012 Entertainment Highlights
Times are not yet set and other performers will be added as the Festival date approaches. See http://www.sfcincodemayo.com/ for details.
- Zumba-thon Exercise Class ($10 donation).
Latin-inspired, calorie-burning dance fitness-party- Los Ensambles Ballet Folklorico
preserving the tradition of Mexican folk dance with colorful costumes showcasing different regions in Mexico.- Cumbia Tokeson
is a forward-thinking take on cumbia. The band fuses Peruvian chicha, rooted in 70′s guitar and psychedelia, mixing grooves of Colombian cumbia and rock with guitar-driven melodies, while adding reggae, funk, punk, and a touch of southern Mexico’s son jarocho.- Conjunto Picante – Salsa & Latin Jazz.
Conjunto Picante was born from a collaboration of artists from the San Francisco Bay area seeking to express themselves in the field of Salsa. We are an up-and-coming group of seasoned individuals with a passion and dedication in bringing back the 70′s.
- Latin Rhythm Boys.
In 1963 Jr. “Henry” Miranda’s plan came to fruition. A lifelong Cuatrista, he brought his amazing music from Hawaii to California where he formed the group “Jr. Miranda and His Latin Rhythm Boys”. He inspired and mentored many, leaving behind a musical legacy for his sons. Latin Rhythm Boys (LRB) – The modern-day brainchild of Earl and Henry Miranda Jr. LRB has evolved into a powerhouse of high energy Puerto Rican Music that includes Salsa as well as their specialty Jibaro sound.
May 1, 2012
You Can Touch My Boobies
Here's a sexy music video by Rachel Bloom that takes place inside the pants of a Jewish 12 year-old boy.
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